An Ijesha engineer can’t find a job so he opens a
clinic and puts a sign outside
‘GET TREATMENT FOR
20k – IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.
An Ijebu lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic…
Ijebu Lawyer:
“I have lost my sense of taste”
Ijesha man:
“Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”
Ijebu Lawyer:
“Ugh..this is kerosene”
Ijesha man:
“Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k”
The annoyed Ijebu lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…
Ijebu Lawyer:
“I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”
Ijesha man:
“Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”
Ijebu Lawyer (annoyed):
“This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”
Ijesha man:
“Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k”
The fuming Ijebu lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.
Ijebu Lawyer:
“My eyesight has become very weak”
Ijesha man:
“Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this 100k”
D Ijebu Lawyer (staring at the cash):
“But this is 20k,
not 100k”
Ijesha man:
“Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k”
You can’t beat an Ijesha man.
Don’t laugh alone, put a smile on someone’s face by sharing.
Npele o gbogbo ujesha